Teacher :What comes after 69?
Student :Mouthwash.
Teacher :Get out.
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calumberjacked:

jaclcfrost:

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whoever came up with this is probably still patting themselves on the back at this very moment

i went to burger king when they got these and the girl said “would you like some satifries? theyre really satifrying.” and the boy behind her goes “shut up” and she goes “hes not satifried with my puns.”

(via unintelliqent)

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ethanwearsprada:

ethanwearsprada:

who ever decided that smiley faces should be yellow

no i’m serious i just fucked myself up with this question

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thesassycat:

OKAY SO LIKE I PROMISED I AM HAVING A GIVEAWAY YAY!

Rules!

  • Only reblogs count – I will be using a random url/number generator. (you can like it but it wont count)
  • The giveaway will end on the April 20th! and i’ll announce the winners!
  • Your ask box must be open – I want it to be easy to contact you if you do win. If it is not open, the second winner will be moved to first, the third winner will be moved to second, and I will generate a new person to get the third spot! You have 24 hours to respond.
  • Must Be Following Me – I post cute and funny stuff, you might like it!
  • No giveaway blogs!

Prizes!

1st

  • A $50 Amazon gift card
  • or i could just buy $50 worth of things off your Amazon wishlist so you’ll get a surprise of items

2nd

  • A $25 amazon gift card
  • or i could just surprise you with some items i buy off your Amazon wishlist worth $25

3rd 

  • A $10 amazon gift card
  • or i could just buy $10 worth of items off your Amazon wishlist

okay so this post is getting long enough so i’ll leave the part about the pizza prize under the cut!

Good luck everyone!

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(via mozzarellaqueen)

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Tom Robbins (via feellng)

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.
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becomming:

xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury

becomming:

xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury

(via mystiquel)

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